Coast Guard Team's LIST OF DEMANDS!!! ~Done
By Holly Aho on Nov 15, 2008 | In The Lighter Side - Funny Stuff, News, Blogging | 7 feedbacks »
Those of you with a less than stellar sense of humor can skip to the bottom...
The Project Valour-IT Fundraiser has experienced a thermometer'napping!
(~Done)
*Late at night, as the few members of the Coast Guard team sat in shock watching their donation thermometer barely move while the Army and Navy sailed by, they hatched an ingenius plan...
Typing wildy on their computers, cutting letters from magazines, and hijacking the other teams' fundraiser gauges (while on a strict diet of Hot Pockets and Diet Coke)... they planned their overthrow and coup! No longer will the world be able to ignore their valient efforts,
heroic actions on behalf of the country, and formidable mass of bloggers (ok, well we give on that last one).
With plan in motion and nothing left to do but hit the big red button, they counted down under their breath: three... two... one... *
And here we are! With our LIST OF DEMANDS:
1. Publicly admit the Coast Guard team is a formidable competitor (trackback to this post for proof)
2. Watch The Guardian (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0406816/)
3. Have 4 new donations to your team today (use links below), and encourage donations to the Coast Guard team for the rest of the day today.
When our demands have been met (as monitored by the Soldiers' Angels website team), your team's thermometer will be released.
Never underestimate the Coast Guard team! We may only have 3 members (so far...and what's up with that?!), but we can dominate! Want to be on the cool kids' team? Join the Coast Guard team today (we'll even accept team transfers - this IS a coup)! Want to help the Coast Guard team win this competition? Donate today on behalf of our team.
BOTTOM:
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http://tcoverride.blogspot.com/2008/11/fratricide-thy-name-is-holly.html
Nice that it's not allowing me to enter it as a hyperlink...
When Puddle Pirates attack….give them no quarter! But do please give them a donation!!
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